Because you like John du Pont in Foxcatcher

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

A librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, Evie O'Connell would rather have her own adventures than just read about them. See them in The Mummy.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

A former high school outcast, Rebecca Doppelmeyer is tentatively shaking off her misanthropic personality. See them in Ghost World.

Cher Horowitz may have a problem with hubris, but she looks utterly fabulous while learning a lesson about the dangers of meddling. See them in Clueless.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

Bo Dennis once dreamed of being prom queen, but then she found out that she's part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans. See them in Lost Girl.