Because you like Jenny Curran in Forrest Gump

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

A Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve! Tintin is lucky to have Captain Haddock as a companion to search for hidden treasure on an adventure around the world. See them in The Adventures of Tintin.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.