Because you like Unnamed in Fight Club
Harry Osborn is the privileged son of Oscorp's founder with a goblin-sized chip on his shoulder. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Just like half of L.A., Mia Dolan is working a dead end job until she hits the big screens. See them in La La Land.
Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.
Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.
Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.
David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.
Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.
Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.
As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.
Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.