Because you like Marla Singer in Fight Club

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.