Because you like Marla Singer in Fight Club

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Helena is a mentally unstable, childish, and completely merciless. And most of all, she's an unstoppable killer. See them in Orphan Black.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.