Because you like George Banks in Father of the Bride

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.