Because you like Bill Harford in Eyes Wide Shut

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail. See them in Ninja Gaiden.

Once a loving family man, James Heller is now dark, damaged, and hell-bent on getting revenge. See them in Prototype Series.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.