Because you like Bill Harford in Eyes Wide Shut

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Born and raised in the darkness, Bane is determined to have the city totally under his control so that he can demolish it. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.