Because you like Bartleby in Dogma

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

An all-business doc , Miranda Bailey dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough." See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

James Wilson is a compassionate doctor who willingly plays the sidekick. See them in House M.D..

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

Often the one to deliver bad news to the families of victims, Jennifer Jareau isn't sure this is what she signed up for. See them in Criminal Minds.

Mr. Blonde is the undisputed leader of his pack of suited-up outlaws, with a stoic and serious demeanor, and a penchant for bloodshed. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.