Because you like Bartleby in Dogma

The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.