Because you like Sonny Wortzik in Dog Day Afternoon

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

A self-professed psychopath, James kills small animals for fun. After getting bored of that, he is ready for an ambitious murder. See them in The End of the F World.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Madman, murderer, or musician? No one knows the Phantom behind the mask. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.