Because you like Wilbur in Charlotte's Web

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Daniel LaRusso is a Jersey kid in L.A. who is learning about karate and life from the mysterious Mr. Miyagi. See them in The Karate Kid.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.