Because you like Cole Phelps in L.A. Noire

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

In Ziva David's world, you grow up fast; you don't have a choice. See them in NCIS.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Po is a clumsy, friendly panda who likes to take it easy. But now he's expected to save the world? See them in Kung Fu Panda.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.