Because you like Calvin Palmer in Barbershop

Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Tony Mendez is quietly determined and creatively resourceful. See them in Argo.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.