Because you like Calvin Palmer in Barbershop

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Underneath her brassy, sarcastic exterior, Olive Penderghast is more sensitive than she pretends to be. See them in Easy A.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

Self proclaimed, Fat Amy, likes horizontal running and mermaid dancing. Important skills, one could argue. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.