Because you like Emmett Brown in Back to the Future

Mike Wheeler loves Dungeons and Dragons, even after his real life starts imitating the game. See them in Stranger Things.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Khan Noonien Singh is super strong, super smart, and out for revenge. He always seems to be two steps ahead of his enemies. See them in Star Trek Into Darkness.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.