Because you like John Blutarsky in Animal House
Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.
Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.
Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.
Khan Noonien Singh is super strong, super smart, and out for revenge. He always seems to be two steps ahead of his enemies. See them in Star Trek Into Darkness.
Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.
David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.
Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .
Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.
Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.
Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.