Because you like Steve Stifler in American Pie

Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

If Eleanor Shellstrop's true identity is revealed, she'll be sent to The Bad Place. See them in The Good Place.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Elizabeth Bennet doesn't suffer fools or prideful men. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.