Because you like Steve Stifler in American Pie

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.