Because you like Bob Woodward in All the President's Men

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

A laid-back wanderer, Ginko has an empathetic, open-minded worldview. See them in Mushishi.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.