Because you like White Queen in Alice in Wonderland

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

After training a herd of raptor dinosaurs, everything else is a breeze for Owen Grady. See them in Jurassic World.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

An assassin with supernatural gifts, Corvo Attano is the last guy you should frame for murder. See them in Dishonored.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.