Because you like Ralph Parker in A Christmas Story

Jorah Mormont is loyal to his queen. And he's quite in love with her as well. See them in Game of Thrones.

A determined and cold-hearted spy, Cassian Andor will do what it takes to stand up to the evil Galatic Empire. See them in Rogue One.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail. See them in Ninja Gaiden.

Once a loving family man, James Heller is now dark, damaged, and hell-bent on getting revenge. See them in Prototype Series.

K-2SO is a blunt and sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial droid who is always up for an adventure. See them in Rogue One.

Winn Schott is just your friendly neighborhood superhero support system. See them in Supergirl.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.