Because you like Ralph Parker in A Christmas Story

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..