Because you like Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Impassive, overly literal, and a little short on people skills, Angel dedicates her life to enforcing the rules. See them in Angel Beats!.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

A passionate paleontologist with interests no one seems to share, Ross Geller tries to find love despite his past of abandonment and an awkward personality. See them in Friends.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

A smart, spunky, and incredibly skilled gamer, Art3mis has a revolutionary spirit. See them in Ready Player One.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.