Because you like Ed Teach "Blackbird" in Our Flag Means Death

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Meet Homelander, the snake that lurks beneath the glossy veneer. See them in The Boys.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Elizabeth Harmon loves to win at chess, but competitive pressure and her past are taking a toll. See them in The Queen's Gambit.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.