Because you like Jenna Rink in 13 Going on 30

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Quicksilver is a cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.