Because you like Diane Nguyen in Bojack Horseman

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.