Because you like Howard Ratner in Uncut Gems

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Being beautiful and rich doesn't guarantee happiness for Cheryl Blossom. See them in Riverdale.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Casey Gardner is an angsty teenage girl with quite a bit of sass that keeps getting her in trouble. See them in Atypical.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.