Because you like Dimitri Belikov in Vampire Academy

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Fiery and adventurous, Amy Pond is the sort of woman you'd want by your side on a journey through time and space. See them in Doctor Who.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Suzaku Kururugi defeats enemies with his flashy but deadly jump kicks. But he's willing to sacrifice himself for peace. See them in Code Geass.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.