Because you like Jacob Kowalski in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

The brilliant and well-adjusted Ender Wiggin is being groomed for the next generation of military leaders to fight alien invaders. See them in Ender's Game.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Bad-ass Rayne has sworn her life to finding and destroying her vampire dad, Kagan, and killing as many other vampires as she can in the bargain. See them in BloodRayne .

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.