Because you like Jacob Kowalski in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

The brilliant and well-adjusted Ender Wiggin is being groomed for the next generation of military leaders to fight alien invaders. See them in Ender's Game.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.