Because you like Xena in Xena Warrior Princess

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

With a dangerous medical condition, Ignoring the rules makes him feel like he’s in control. See them in Five Feet Apart.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.