Because you like Silas Botwin in Weeds

A Silurian lizard woman, Madame Vastra has a penchant for puzzles and interspecies romance. See them in Doctor Who.

Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Jorah Mormont is loyal to his queen. And he's quite in love with her as well. See them in Game of Thrones.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.