Because you like Shane Botwin in Weeds

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.