Because you like Shane Botwin in Weeds

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.