Because you like Celia Hodes in Weeds

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

In a group of self-serving career climbers, Laurel Castillo is the only one who wants to serve others. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Tina Goldstein is better at getting the job done than following the rules. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Claire Temple is a dedicated nurse providing secret care to New York's vigilantes. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Kathy is a natural caretaker who strives to find hope in even the darkest of times. See them in Never Let Me Go.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.