Because you like Celia Hodes in Weeds

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

CIA operative Carrie Mathison is on a self-assigned mission to follow a lead, whether it be the truth or just her delusions playing tricks. See them in Homeland.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.