Because you like Lagertha in Vikings

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

A Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve! Tintin is lucky to have Captain Haddock as a companion to search for hidden treasure on an adventure around the world. See them in The Adventures of Tintin.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.

An underdog with nothing left to lose, Donnie Creed has everything to prove. See them in Creed.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.