Because you like Lagertha in Vikings

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.