Because you like Ralph Cifaretto in The Sopranos

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.