Because you like Ralph Cifaretto in The Sopranos

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

There are a lot of rules in their society for women like Emily Dickinson. But Emily is a rule-breaker. See them in Dickinson.