Because you like Milhouse Van Houten in The Simpsons

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Sarcastic and always complaining, C3PO is a droid that despite his quirks you always want by your side. See them in Star Wars Series.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.