Because you like Marge Simpson in The Simpsons

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Raised to happily follow the rules, Cassia might actually be more rebellious than she thinks she is. See them in Matched .

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .