Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Wolverine is a hot-blooded Canadian with an adamantium skeleton who's the best at what he does. See them in X-Men Series.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Suzaku Kururugi defeats enemies with his flashy but deadly jump kicks. But he's willing to sacrifice himself for peace. See them in Code Geass.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Bella Swan thinks of it as her job to help her parents and protect her friends, even though it often ends up the other way around. See them in Twilight.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Kendall Roy is a wanna be ruthless businessman who comes across more like an anxious teenager. See them in Succession.