Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Sarah Ashburn lives life by the book and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same. See them in The Heat.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Belle has ready every storybook in town, and she's slowly realizing that life is no fairytale. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Sabriel is smart enough to understand the dangers that await her and brave enough to face them anyway. See them in Abhorsen Series.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.