Because you like Stanley Hudson in The Office

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

While he might be too cool for school, Soul isn't too cool to do the right thing. See them in Soul Eater.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

England may cultivate the image of a well-bred gentleman, but he has both the temper and mouth of a seasoned sailor. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Lux Lisbon's flirtatious manner attracts a lot of male attention. She relishes the power that her sexuality grants her. See them in The Virgin Suicides.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.