Because you like Steven Hyde in That '70s Show

George Weasley likes to invent quirky joke products, play Quidditch, and cause poor Mrs. Weasley a lot of anxiety. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Wario is greedy, gross, and gluttonous. See them in WarioWare.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Joe Goldberg works at a local bookstore and charms most girls sock's off. He is also a serial killer, but no one is perfect! See them in You.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Arizona Robbins loves being a pediatric surgeon, and the cute orthopedic surgeon downstairs makes coming into work worth her while. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.