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Barney Stinson
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Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

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Eric Northman
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Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

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Aldous Snow
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Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

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Charlie Kelly
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Known as the "rat king" of Paddy's Pub, bartender Charlie Kelly spends most of his time drinking at his bar instead of serving drinks to customers. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

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Tyler Gage
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Tyler Gage is going to have to step up soon on the dance floor. Otherwise, it's back to janitorial work. See them in Step Up.

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Ilana Wexler
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Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

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Jessica Jones
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When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Aragorn
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Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

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Joey Tribbiani
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Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

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Annalise Keating
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You don't teach a class called "How To Get Away With Murder" without knowing a thing or two about getting away with things. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

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Tyrion Lannister
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Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

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Will Graham
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With a unique ability to empathize with killers, Will Graham helps society but his sanity pays the price. See them in Hannibal.