Because you like Gary the Snail in SpongeBob SquarePants

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

Celie Johnson says she's poor, black, and may even be ugly. But dear God she's here. See them in The Color Purple.

An obsessive schoolgirl, Yuno has two sides to her personality, and both are equally unnerving. See them in The Future Diary.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

Stoic, cynical, and independent, Homura Akemi is an alluring enigma. See them in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.

Bad-ass Rayne has sworn her life to finding and destroying her vampire dad, Kagan, and killing as many other vampires as she can in the bargain. See them in BloodRayne .

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.