Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

Loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom

The destroyer. He lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge

Gruff and efficient, Sam protects a nation that can never admit he exists

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that

He's here to crack jokes and grant wishes, in that order

Keeping therapy secret from both his families – especially his mob one

She'll do anything for her children – cheat, manipulate, even murder

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding?

Popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy

A spoiled teenage heiress with a brilliant scientific mind