Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

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He's always the star of the scene – because he's the one making a scene

This big-hearted investigative journalist is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis

Obsessed with regaining his honor

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Not even a closed door will deter this eternal optimist

Damsel who does not need saving, cursed with an embarrassing secret

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