Because you like Eugene H. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants
Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.
Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.
Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.
Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.
A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.
